The truth about 34 minutes

I've been someone else for fourteen years.

Last weekend saw the fourteenth anniversary of my original Guyliner blog, which I started so I could anonymously document the dates I was going on, to entertain a couple of friends. That day, it was hot outside and I was sitting in my tiny, muggy top-floor flat, baking gently on Gas Mark Bored. I was probably wearing just my underwear, which would be a …