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Just a number, apparently.

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Absolutely Fabulous Birthday episode – Edina stares into the mirror pulling her jowls down wiht her hands

Today is my birthday. I am 49. No further comment.

To ‘celebrate’, here are 49 things I have learned in my 49 years on Earth that I would love to share with you:

  1. Just kidding. 49 things I have learned? I can’t even remember what I had for lunch last Wednesday, let alone delve into my personal archive for pearls of alleged wisdom. Sorry, you’re on your ow…

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