Today is my birthday. I am 49. No further comment.
To ‘celebrate’, here are 49 things I have learned in my 49 years on Earth that I would love to share with you:
Just kidding. 49 things I have learned? I can’t even remember what I had for lunch last Wednesday, let alone delve into my personal archive for pearls of alleged wisdom. Sorry, you’re on your ow…
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