The truth about eating outside

Al fresco is a no-go.

Barbecues are never, ever like this. Nope. [Universal Pictures]

Spring brings with it many pleasures as we begin our ascent to the heights of summer. The baring of our arms once more, sleeves banished for as long as possible. Lazing in the park with a slim tin of sugary cocktail in your claws and, planted on your midriff, the hand of someone you intend t…