The truth about pub rules

I have to sit where? Plus, battling Adrian Chiles on hot cross buns.

Photo by James Lacy on Unsplash

I’m not a rule-breaker by nature. I am not a disruptor or a rebel; it looks exhausting from where I’m sitting, constantly trying to think of new ways to annoy people. Having nobody to bail me out means I prefer not to get into trouble, finding the best way to stay out of it is keep my head down and follow the rules.

But som…