The truth about rich people

Money can't buy you happiness? I'll take my chances.

If you wait long enough, everything you like will be gentrified. Over the years I've watched the childhood meals I used to eat at the table with fork in one hand, book or magazine in the other, become trends for people with more money than sense. The gourmetification of burgers and hot dogs, traditionally unremarkable splurges of meat in limp, pallid br…