The truth about the spider

My Messiah complex goes into overdrive when I see a spider trapped in the toilet.

Photo by visuals on Unsplash. Why didn’t I use a pic of an actual spider? Come on, nobody wants to see that. Full respect to spiders but magazine-cover hot they are not. Bog roll, however: sexy.

One of the benefits of freelancing and working from home is that you can be left alone with your own eccentricities. Offices are, essentially, full of bored peop…