The truth about celebreality, Selena's scams, and the Brits

Shouting 'WHO?!?' at the TV on CBB launch night is a basic human right.

Mar 06, 2024

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Sharon Osbourne and Louis Walsh in the secret lair of Celebrity Big Brother, looking a little disappointed and disgusted with whatever they're looking at

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CELEBREALITY

The highlight of any so-called celebrity-based version of a reality show is launch night, where the viewing public gets to cosplay as a qualified casting director.…

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