What is this?

I am a journalist and novelist called Justin (or The Guyliner, long story), and my newsletter is a series of content formats, or strands if you like, so I’m writing something different every time. It’s a Substack featured publication which may well mean that it’s… good? I don’t know.

A rosette which says 'Substack featured publication 2023' on it

I think one email a week is more than enough for anybody, so that’s all I send. These content strands take it in turns to be the featured email of the week – there’s no fixed order or rota so some may come round more often than others. Here’s what I’m writing:

The truth about everything*

My original newsletter format, running since summer 2017. It’s an essay on… whatever. Perhaps inspired by something happening in the world right now, or a sparked memory. Just a new, fresh bit of writing from me.

Highlights: Cherry blossom | Routines | Connections | Losing Paul O’Grady

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Ejector Seat

I used to struggle to make it past the pilot of any TV show, but I’m getting better. In Ejector seat, I watch the pilot episode of a TV show old or new, and ask myself (literally) whether it’s worth carrying on.

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Mood Ring

A set of 3–5 waspish, yet very tongue-in-cheek, mini essays on the world at large.

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Word Count

Word Count picks out popular columnists, columns, or regular features in the media and has a closer look at them. Not in a horrible way. Just… in a way.

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I will happily take nominations for future reviews from readers.

The Madonna Diaries

A series of personal essays about Madonna’s back catalogue, looking at the artwork and video (if it’s a single) and my own memories of that period and the song itself.

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Flashbulb

According to the dictionary, a flashbulb memory is ‘an unusually vivid, richly detailed, and long-lasting memory for the circumstances surrounding a dramatic event’. Like a JFK/Princess Diana moment, I guess, but my Flashbulbs are pop culture highlights that got us talking way back when, reappraised with hindsight and better skincare.

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Essays on TV, pop, the media, celebrities, and the crushing reality of twenty-first century existence. I slide into your inbox with the grace of a cow rollerblading down the steps of Leicester Square Tube station.

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The Guyliner guy. Author, journalist. Fourth novel LEADING MAN coming spring 2024. Get new writing from me first, here. Obviously. (he/him)