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The Madonna Diaries

The truth about 'Dress You Up'
Reappraising Madonna's underplayed and overlooked 1985 banger.
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The truth about 'Frozen'
Sometimes a song comes along at exactly the right time. Remembering Madonna's perfect 1998 chart-topper.
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The truth about 'Erotica'
A prudish, embarrassed teen takes on Madonna's filthiest song.
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The truth about 'Borderline'
Twee, saccharine, entry-level Madonna? Or pure origin-story brilliance? Let's see.
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The truth about 'Die Another Day'
Is Madonna's Bond theme *really* the worst of all time?
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The truth about 'Vogue'
A semi-deep dive into one of Madonna's most iconic chart-toppers.
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The truth about 'Like A Prayer'
A semi-deep dive into Madonna's first big comeback banger.
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The truth about 'Hung Up'
Dare we call it a comeback? Dissecting Madonna's mid-noughties pop juggernaut.
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The truth about 'Material Girl'
As she announces a new world tour, I delve into Madonna's iconic ode to capitalism.
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The truth about ‘Papa Don't Preach’
I delve into Madonna's back catalogue to relive personal memories and, of course, discuss her hair in the video.
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