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The truth about 'Rivals'
They bray! They booze! They bonk!
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The truth about 'Interview With The Vampire'
They bite! They bum! They float!
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The truth about 'All Of Us Strangers'
Oh no not another gay movie, etc.
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The truth about 'The Artful Dodger'
Can I survive the pilot of the swashbuckling sequel to 'Oliver Twist'?
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The truth about 'Slow Horses'
Can I make it past the pilot of this star-studded spook drama?
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The truth about 'Fellow Travelers'
Can I make it past the pilot of Jonathan Bailey and Matt Bomer's politically charged gay love story?
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The truth about 'The Royle Family'
As the show celebrates 25 years, I see how the first ever episode holds up today.
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The truth about 'The Bear'
Can I make it past the pilot of the chaotic kitchen drama everyone is talking about?
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The truth about 'Poker Face'
Can I make it past the pilot of Natasha Lyonne and the 'Knives Out' guy's new detective show?
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The truth about 'Absolutely Fabulous'
How does the pilot of the ultimate hedonistic nineties sitcom hold up today? Plus, looking over Lockwood & Co.
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The truth about 'The Last of Us'
Can I make it past the pilot of the show everyone is talking about?
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The truth about ‘Half Bad’
I watch a pilot of a new (or old) show and ask some big questions. Hit the ejector seat and forget about it, or stay the course? The tension is…
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