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The truth about Christopher
Madonna's brother, an icon in his own right.
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The truth about self-checkout
Unexpected ballache in the bagging area
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September 2024

The truth about 'Express Yourself'
Don't go for second best, baby.
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The truth about bickering
The Top 10 best arguments you'll ever have.
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The truth about conforming
Leave those kids alone.
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The truth about 'You Be The Judge'
The Guardian’s inane, insane bickering column.
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August 2024

The truth about D.N.F.
Defenestrate that book you hate.
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The truth about Bennifer
Ben and Jenny on the chopping block.
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The truth about 'Interview With The Vampire'
They bite! They bum! They float!
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The truth about 'True Blue'
A tribute to terrible husband no.1
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The truth about crisps
Hate them, love them, help me.
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July 2024

The truth about London summers
Cans, parks, fans, fumes. 🥰
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