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The truth about a Big Tesco
Cleanup in aisle 807.
Nov 26 • 
Justin Myers
The truth about a Bad Boots
Warm Coke. Strepsils. Haemorrhoid cream. Heaven.
Sep 3 • 
Justin Myers
The truth about black socks
Feet are ugly enough, let's not.
May 28 • 
Justin Myers
The truth about ironing
Steamy and dreamy, or dreary drudgery?
Nov 6, 2024 • 
Justin Myers
The truth about self-checkout
Unexpected ballache in the bagging area
Oct 2, 2024 • 
Justin Myers
The truth about crisps
Hate them, love them, help me.
Aug 7, 2024 • 
Justin Myers
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