The truth about Cindy, Glastonbury, and attention

This week in my Moodring round up: a comeback, a farewell, and a get lost, weirdo.

Jun 28, 2023

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The truth about everything* is different every week! And this week, it’s another MOODRING – waspish, yet very tongue-in-cheek, mini essays on the world at large.

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A tent at Glastonbury which features an EastEnders scene where Kat Slater tells a nun (June Whitfield) 'I didn't just become a little bit of a flag, I became a total flag' — [Photo: @bertiedarrell on Twitter]

I tell myself I will magically become that person. That I can arrive for a weekend away with only a rucksack and three toiletries. That I’ll sleep the sl…

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