The truth about J-Lo's ham bap and Sunak's Sambas

I dismember three celebrity stories of the week.

Farewell, old friend. (Photo by SJ 📸 on Unsplash)

[Alt text: A white Adidas Samba with golden stripes and trim at heel, with ‘Sporty & rich’ written down the side.]

This week’s The truth about everything* is a MOOD RING: waspish mini essays on the world at large.

SUNAK SAMBA SHAME

Flags at Adidas were lowered to half-mast recently when demonic Mouseketeer …