The truth about 'I wish you well'

This week in my Moodring roundup: Gwyneficent wins a dollar; the royals are ridiculous; and Waitrose, retired dentists' utopia.

I WISH YOU WELL

I’m always glad to see Gwyneth Paltrow in the news. She’s a strange contradiction, a wholesome yet malevolent figure who does mundane things in a ridiculous way. Eating bone broth for almost every meal. The fact she smokes precisely one cigarette a week. Divorcing Chris Martin but making it sound like the demutualisation of a building soc…