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KJL's avatar

I love the way you write <3

Justin Myers's avatar

Thank you for reading!

Daisy Buchanan's avatar

Absolutely MAGNIFICENT! Every point and joke about GP - utter perfection! Also, THANK YOU for reminding us that we all thought the 2012 Olympics were going to be awful. I remember getting regular TFL emails more or less saying 'whatever you do, STAY INDOORS' like a sort of rehearsal lockdown. (There's a conspiracy theory in there somewhere if I can be bothered to work it out...)

Justin Myers's avatar

Haha thank you. My main memory of the Olympics preamble is everything going wrong, and how they just decided to paint one lane of every major road with Olympic rings and claim it was a 'priority lane' and screw everyone else. And the really crap signage on the Tube.

Alicia's avatar

An American lawyer pal explained to me that you have to countersue for $1 so that you can make the other party pay the legal fees. Which is much less fun but makes so much more sense - I'd imagine her lawyers cost squillions.

Justin Myers's avatar

Haha yes I assumed that was the reason. And still so gloriously camp.

Austin Myers's avatar

Super read all the way through, still laughing as I type...

Lily's avatar

“Divorcing Chris Martin but making it sound like the demutualisation of a building society.” JUSTIN 😂😂😂😂

Justin Myers's avatar

Haha she makes it far too easy!